New Yorkers move quickly & with intent. For those who are visiting and strolling leisurely, you're a pain the neck. Seriously, enjoying the many things that NYC has to offer should not make the locals suffer. Get out of the way! Here are the things Not to do. What's wrong with you people?
1. Stop holding hands walking along the sidewalks. You're blood clots in the flow for others.
2. Don't walk alongside your friends & family. This makes it hard for us to get around.
3. Don't expect others to wait for your photo opts. You're the ones being inconsiderate.
4. Don't ask us to take your photos. How many do you really need?
5. Stop taking photos of art in the museums. Everyone can read the symbol for no photos. Besides, you're in front of the real image. Enjoy the moment.
4. Riding the bus, you need a transit card. Don't play dumb & ask the driver what's the fare. And don't ask other passengers to pay them for their card usage. Get it down in the subway stations
5. When going through the subway turnstiles and you're asked to swipe again, do it slowly. Swiping it fast is what backed everyone else up in the first place. (Did you get hit in the gut?)
6. When going through the turnstiles, keep moving away; others are behind you. Don't they have escalators where you people come from? Why are you stopping at the top. Move it.
7. Don't ask, the Dakota & Strawberry Fields are on CPW & 72nd. CPW = Central Park West you pest.
8. Don't ask where you can find a cheap restaurant. How about in your hometown, clown.
9. When riding escalators, stand to one side so other people can pass.
10. Basically, you tourists are pains in the ass. Here's what to do, stay home you people!
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